Everybody screamed 
when I kissed the teacher 
and they must have thought they dreamed 
when I kissed the teacher 
all my friends at school 
they had never seen the teacher blush 
he looked like a fool 
nearly petrified ‘cos he was 

Taken by surprise 
when I kissed the teacher 
couldn’t quite believe his eyes 
when I kissed the teacher 
my whole class went wild 
as I held my breath 
the world stood still 
but then he just smiled 
I was in the seventh heaven 
when I kissed the teacher 

One of these days 
gonna tell him I dream 
of him every night 
one of these days 
gonna show him I care 
gonna teach him a lesson alright 

I was in a trance 
when I kissed the teacher 
suddenly I took the chance 
when I kissed the teacher 
leaning over me 
he was trying to explain 
the laws of geometry 
and I couldn’t help it 
I just had to kiss the teacher 

One of these days 
gonna tell him I dream 
of him every night 
one of these days 
gonna show him I care 
gonna teach him a lesson alright 

What a crazy day 
when I kissed the teacher 
all my sense had flown away 
when I kissed the teacher 
my whole class went wild 
as I held my breath 
the world stood still 
but then he just smiled 
I was in the seventh heaven 
when I kissed the teacher