There's no wrong way 
To fuck a girl with no legs
Just tell her you love her
As she's crawlin' away
There's no wrong way 
To fuck a bitch with no faith
Now you'll never be sad again

Lovin' you are the two best things
In a world that's skipping town
Reaching blind into the deepest mouth
In the brownest place around

There's something I miss 
In her cum stained lips
So I get the first kiss
Before she takes the last bite
Genital outlaws in a positive way 
And in everything bagel too

Getting strangled by the junkie priest 
As the boys get stoned in school
There's a knock at the door
And your parents come in
They thought you were a different girl

So if you're alone 
When your parents aren't home
And no-one can see 
Your incestuous tree
No need to contain 
What the sparrows can say
Now you'll never be sad again