Wake up baby what'choo in for 
Start the day upon your knees 
What'choo pissin' in the wind for 
You musta snorted too much bleez 
East house pinball wizard 
Full tilt bozo played 
Second floor trekkie 
Makin' warp speed out the door 
Julio Anpacolucci 
He the only one who stayed 
Countin' up the days 
Please no more 


My fist your face 
That's for sure 


Hey Betty Boop you got me droolin' 
I'm buzzin' 'round'chor hive tonight 
You played the hooky 'stead of schoolin' 
Son of a bitch put out the light 
Thirteen year old hookers 
Drag yourself right through the thorns 
You wonder why the man's outside'chor door 
Junior achievers got the old bull by the horns 
Back in the saddle... get'cha sore


My fist your face 
That's for sure
Yeah 


East house pinball wizard 
Full tilt bozo played 
Second floor trekkie's 
Makin' warp speed out the door 
Julio Anpacolucci 
He the only one that stayed 
I'm countin' up the days 
Please no more 


Arr... my fist your face 
That's for sure
Oooowhoo... yeah 


My fist your face
That's for sure... or wor... ooowhoo
My fist your face
That's for sure... oooh whoo
My fist your face
That's for sure


(Steven giving instructions)
Quit slowin' down there...