Small talk stinks 
Small talk stinks 
Small talk stinks 
Small talk stinks 
See the young man in his new gown 
Talking up to his bouffant drag 
He say he loves you with flowers 
Something that he's never had 
A sentence should be like a serpent 
Quick with a sting in its tail 
String me a line that has meaning and depth 
There's no small talk with walky talkies 
Small talk stinks 

I said it stinks 
Small talk stinks 
Small talk stinks 

You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat back-chat 
There's no idle gossip in braille 
Taking combs three times a day 
Twice an hour 
Identikit cute lips from wall to wall 
Stand in line for the photo call 
See the young man in his new gown 
Talking up to his bouffant drag 
Small talk stinks 
Small talk stinks 
Small talk stinks 
Small talk stinks