Telegram Sam 
Telegram Sam 
You're my main man 

Golden nose slim 
Golden nose slim 
I know's where you been 

Purple pie Pete 
Purple pie Pete 
Your lips are like lightning 
Girls melt in the heat 

Telegram Sam 
You're my main man 
(x2) 

Bobby's alright 
Bobby's alright 
He's a natural-born poet 
He's just outta sight 

Jungle-faced Jake 
Jungle-faced Jake 
I say make no mistake 
About Jungle-faced Jake 

Automatic shoes 
Automatic shoes 
Give me 3-D vision 
And the California blues 

Me I funk 
But I don't care 
I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair 

Telegram Sam 
Telegram Sam 
I'm a howlin' wolf for you