Dim between the ears
My love don't have both oars in the pool
She screwed her way through school

Dumb beyond her years
I thought absence made the heart grow old
Well her's must be ice cold

The lights are on but no one's home
And it must be lonely

Signs are all she knows
She thinks she's a telephone astrologer
And says I'll be a star

She thinks I'm a star
The lights are on but no one's home
And it must be lonely