1. Hello Assholes
2. Flattery Is A Bunch Of Fucking Bullshit
3. A Room Full Of Hard-Ons And Nowhere To Sit Down
4. My Stereo Has Mono And So Does My Girlfriend

1. Fur Beach
2. Jones From Indiana
3. I Slept With The Daughters And All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me
4. And Then The C.H.U.D.S. Came
5. Mike Morowitz, The Fantasy Fuck
6. Nurse, Would You Please Prep The Patient For Sexual Doctor
7. I Don't Give A Shit About Wood, I'm Not A Chemist
8. Pants, Meet Shit
9. Damn Those Blood Suckers And Their Good Qualities
10. The Ghost With The Most

1. Daughters Spelled Wrong
2. Fiery
3. Recorded In A Pyramid
4. X-Ray
5. Feisty Snake-Woman
6. Providence By Gaslight
7. Hyperventilationsystem
8. Crotch Buffet
9. Cheers, Pricks
10. The Fuck Whisperer