Swim, swim, swim, swim, swimming
Stay in your lanes
Swim, swim, swim, swim, swimming
Just stay in your lanes

No bombing and no heavy petting
So just stay in your lanes
Verruca socks and not forgetting to 
Just stay in your lanes

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles (x8)

Latchmere’s got a wave machine

Oo oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo (x4)

Came out of the changing rooms
Absolutely nothing had changed
So I stayed in your lanes

Came out of the changing room
And absolutely sod all had changed
So I’ll stay in your lanes

Speedo, speed wise
Speedo, speed wise
Speedo, speed wise
So I stayed in your lanes

Bebop?

Stay in your…

Madames and monsieurs please return to your cubicles (x8)

Latchmere’s got a wave machine

Oo oo oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo (x2)

Stay in your lanes
Stay
Just stay in your lanes
Stay
Just stay in your
La-ah-ah-ohh-ohh

Latchmere’s got a wave machine.