TV killed me.
In league with the boredom.
Alone and my life was such a mess.
Im throwing the towel in.
Picking my hat up from the ring that I just can't compete in.
'Cos TV killed me.

You're so perfect.
So perfectly vacant.
You shame me with your worrying and scurrying.
Your plans seem so senseless.
Join me if you're brave, come to my grave.
'Cos TV killed me.

I want your warm sedation around my brain.
And with your nation's anthem.
We'll fade away.
Into static ashes.

Now that I'm wired.
The cable's expired.
You hurt me with your promises of promises.
But TV killed me.