I was a seeking out for a funnel 
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut 
Glueing my manhood turns a man off
Like peppy lepew the scent 

Hey hey had a clutch 

(x3)
I got my titilate spayed (alt: I got my diddly spayed)

I got my titilate

Hydraulic push of kitty assbutton 
Tweeking and flexing if the wind blows just right
Tacky and thumbs on Polyester

Highwater jumpsuits and a raped ape
Then I take it back

(x3)
I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate

I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't trust the foams 
I got ... Dick dick hear my fucking hate!

(x3)
I got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate

Vinegar and Water is gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulation disquised as cotton candy
Spanning down stream el Rancho ovulate
Feeding a cow hamburger and raw
Peter has brought me the tiki idol
Billys sneer reminds me of someone
Homesick a bay aboard the love boat
Toni Tenile Sonny Bono Charo had a nice set of lungs

I got my titilate spayed
I got my liberty

(x2)
I got my titilate spayed

... Nothing hard
I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh ...
Well you can't live
We got my titilate spayed

I got my titilate spayed (x5)

I got titilate...