Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head 
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends 
you only think you did 
yeah I could of sworn I saw it too 
but as it turns out 
It was just a clever ad for cigarettes 

Cause if it isn't making dollars 
then it isn't making sense 
if you aren't moving units 
then you're not worth the expense 
if you really want to make it 
you had best remember this 
if it isn't penetration 
then it isn't worth a kiss 

We're sorry sir 
But you did not quite make the cut this time 
We would appreciate it if you cleared your stuff on out by five 

Don't take it personal 
Everyone knows you did your best 
If it makes it easier you should look at it from our perspective 
Cause if it isn't making dollars 
then it isn't making sense 
if you are not moving units 
then you're not worth the expense 
if you really want to make it 
you had best remember this 
if it isn't penetration 
then it isn't worth a kiss