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Why was I the last to know that you weren't coming to my show
You coulda called me up to say "good luck"
You coulda called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?

First date, we ate sushi and it went well
I was funny and you said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you
I left the tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was no more room
You didn't show, that was so uncool
You coulda called me back

So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore
I heard it's me you're asking for
I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

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After the date, I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won't do
Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came if I was a ho
F*** for parts that's just not how I roll, move it on down the road

So I guess, we, shouldn't be
Friends anymore, sick of hearin'
That it's me you're askin' for
'Cause I thought I'd see you at the
Show, you said you'd go!

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You thought you know me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me
But you didn't

[Chorus (Out)]