I wrote this novel just for you
It sound's pretentious
But it's true
I wrote this novel just for you
That's why it's vulgar
That's why it's blue

And I say thank you
I say thank you

I wrote this novel just for Mom
For all the mommy things she's done
For all the times she showed me wrong
For all the times she sang God's song

And I say thank you Mom
Hello Mom
Thank you Mom
Hi Mom

I read a book about uncle Tom
Where a whitey bastard made a bomb
But now ebonics rule our song
Those motherfuckers got it wrong

And I ask
Who is uncle Tom? (x3)
You are

I read a book about the self
Said I should get expensive help
Go fix my head, create some wealth
Put my neurosis on the shelf
But I don't care for myself
I don't care for myself (x2)
I don't care

I wrote this novel just for you
I'm so pretentious
Yes, it's true
I wrote this novel just for you
Just for you