He fell on his sword not two years ago today.
And if you haven't noticed, 
I've been waiting for you to take me away.

If nothing warrants nothing, 
I'll gladly give you away.
For every goddamn moment, 
there's something of mine that gets in the way.
It's all in the movies I've seen.

It's all in the movies I've seen.

Lawrence of Arabia, he failed eleven plus.
I never went to college -
I'm sure it's obvious.
I know it's off the subject,
and now I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.
Cause when I talk about you,
it's just like the movies I've seen.

There I go,
I fucked it up for you, I know.
I should let you go.
That's my reasoning.
But there's no reasoning
with a melodramatic fool like me.
Aw, fuck it, here's your love song.
That you've been asking for.
It's the best I could do without 
saying I love --