Well, I was happy here at home 
I got everything I need 
Happy bein' on my own 
just living the life I lead 

Well, suddenly it dawned on me 
that this was not my life 
So I just phoned the airline girl 
and said "Get me on flight number 505, 
get me on flight number 505" 

Well, I confirmed my reservation 
Then I hopped a cab 
No idea of my destination 
and feeling pretty bad 

With my suitcase in my hand 
In my head, my new life 
So then I told the airline girl 
"Well, get me on flight number 505, 
get me on flight number 505" 
Alright 

Well, I sat right there in my seat 
Well, feeling like a king 
With the whole world right at my feet 
"Of course I'll have a drink" 

Well, suddenly I saw 
that we never ever would arrive 
He put the plane down in the sea 
The end of flight number 505 
The end of flight number 505 
Alright 

Whew, they put the plane down in the sea 
The end of flight number 505 
The end of flight number 505