Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A. 
Well, I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A. 
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway 
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am 
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am 
I'm an under assistant West Coast Promo man 
Well I promo groups when they come into town 
Well I promo group when they come into town 
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down 
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am 
Well, I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am 
I'm a necessary talent behind ev'ry rock and roll band 
I'm sharp...