Angels on the sideline, 
Puzzled and amused. 
Why did Father give these humans free will? 
Now they're all confused. 

Don't these talking monkeys know that 
Eden has enough to go around? 
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys, 
Where there's one you're bound to divide it. 
Right in two. 

Angels on the sideline, 
Baffled and confused. 
Father blessed them all with reason. 
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey 
Over pieces of the ground. 
Silly monkeys give them thumbs, 
They forge a blade, 
And where there's one 
they're bound to divide it, 
Right in two. 
Right in two.

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground. 
Silly monkeys give them thumbs. 
They make a club. 
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here. 

Cut it all right in two [x4]

Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky 
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer, 
overhead and light 
Fight over love, over sun, 
over another, Fight...

Angels on the sideline again. 
Been soon long with patience and reason. 
Angels on the sideline again 
Wondering when this tug of war will end. 

Cut it all right in two [x3]
RIGHT IN TWO!

Right in two...