Conservatives, Bi, or Liberals
No one wants to give us
From another planet, you don't stand half a chance
Democrat, Republican
You're gonna vote for them again?
pull your puppet strings so you can do a dance!
Vote for me cause I got a plan
Conservatives, Bi, or Liberals
No one wants to give us
Vote for him cause he's got a plan
Democrat, Republican
Gonna vote for them again?
Vote for him cause he's got a plan

your conventions, someone's intentions,
I can see the virgins spilling out,
Drivin in my car, not getting very far,
become the president that's what I am about
efforts realized- manifest before your eyes,
Tuff customers from Venus are achievin' their goals
everyone's lookin, everyone's writin, what are we about?
Come to one of our shows!

Eisenhower broke the rules, which led Earth to it's fate
and Nixon flashed those peace signs high, but fell at Watergate
The FBI and the CIA have failed to take a hint
But when the true believers cast their votes
I'll be your President!!

who'll mystify? who'll deify? who's gonna be your president?
why not me? I'll set you free. I'm gonna be your president.
who'll mystify? who'll deify? who's gonna be your president?
why not me? I'll set you free. I'm gonna be your president.

your conventions, someone's intentions,
I can see the virgins spilling out,
Drivin in my car, not getting very far,
become the president that's what I am about
efforts realized- manifest before your eyes,
Tuff customers from Venus are achievin' their goals
everyone's lookin, everyone's writin, what are we about?
Come to one of our shows!

we'll amend your constitution (x6)
I feel free (x4 )
I am free (x4)