Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho.
I’ll be six feet under the snow, jingle bells all the way.
I’m a dead motherfucker and I’m counting the days.
I’ve been too naughty and I forgot to be nice.
I guess violence is my vice, so check your list Santa and check it twice.
I’m a dead motherfucker alright.

I’ll be buried by Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is a custom fit casket with a black velvet interior.
Oh yeah, and a bucket of chicken.

Seasons beating and a jolly farewell, by Christmas Eve I’ll be rotting so well.
In a one horse open sleigh straight to hell, laughing all the way.
I’ve been too naughty, I forgot to be nice.
I guess violence is my vice.
So check your list Santa and check it twice.
I’m a dead motherfucker alright.

Santa if you’re out there and if you can hear me,
your fat ass better have me a freshly dug grave.