Take all your problems
And rip 'em apart
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Carry them off
In a shopping cart
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Another thing
You should've known from the start
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The problems in hand
Are lighter than at heart
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Be like the squirrel, girl
Be like the squirrel
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Give it a whirl, girl
Be like the squirrel
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And another thing
You have to know in this world
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Cut up your hair
Straighten your curls

Well, your problems
Hide in your curls

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