I can't write and I can't sing
I can't do anything
I can't read and I can't spell
I can't even get to hell
I can't love and I can't hate
I can't even hesitate
I can't dance and I can't walk
I can't even try to talk

Freedom tried to strangle me
With my plastic popper beads
But I hit him back with my pet rat
Yeah I hit him back with my pet rat

I can't spit and I can't kick
I can't even be thick
I can't read and I can't spell
I can't even get to hell
I can't love and I can't hate
I can't even hesitate
I can't dance and I can't walk
I can't even try to talk