HE'S GOT A MONKEY IN A BLUE SUIT 
THAT DRIVES HIS CADILLAC 
EVERYONE'S IN HIS BACK POCKET 
THINGS ARE RIGHT ON TRACK 

IT'S GAY... SO GAY 

HE'S A LEGEND OF THE BLACK AND WHITE 
DUKE OF THE OPEN ROAD 
HE'LL WRITE YOU A TICKET 
THEN, GONNA DRINK HIS LOAD 

IT'S GAY... SO GAY 

ALL I SEE IS FULL SUBMISSION, BROKEN WILL, 
DON'T EVEN TRY 
CAVE INTO A PRE-PLANNED FUTURE, 
LITTLE PIGEON, HEAR YOU CRY 

HE'S GOT A LEGION IN THE MID-WEST 
HANGIN' OFF HIS EVERY WORD 
THEY'RE SLURPIN' UP THE PISS 
THEY'RE GOBBLIN' THE TURD 

YOU'RE GONNA GET THE BUNG RUSH 
WHILE YOU'RE GOING DOWN 
YOU'RE GONNA "STAND AND ACCEPT IT" 
IN MARIO'S WORLD OF BROWN 
ON MORE BATTLE I AM FIGHTING 
TO HOLD BACK THE TIDE 
MUST UNLEASH THE PRESSURE BUILDING 
GOLDEN TORRENTS FROM INSIDE