DRINK... 
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW DRUNKS DRINK 
BARF ON YOUR T.V. EMPTIES OFF THE BALCONY 
SET ALL YOUR DEMONS FREE.. 

'CAUSE THAT'S HOW DRUNKS DRINK 
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW DRUNKS DRINK... 

CAN'T QUITE GET MY FILL... 
PASS ME A PINT OF SWILL 
THAT'S RIGHT! I'VE GOT NO WILL... 
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW DRUNKS DRINK... 

...JUST ONE DROP MORE... 
HE IS SO DRY 
I AM SO DRY 
HE NEEDS TO SCORE 
...JUST ONE DROP MORE... 

...JUST ONE DROP MORE... 
YOU ARE SO DRY 
I AM SO DRY 
YOU NEED TO POUR 
...JUST ONE DROP MORE... 
...JUST ONE DROP MORE... 
...JUST ONE DROP MORE... 

WAKE UP FEELIN' GREEN..COFFEE AND IRISH CREAM 
O.J. AND JIM BEAM.. 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW DRUNKS DRINK 

DRINK...DRINK...DRINK... 
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW DRUNKS DRINK!! 

YOU ARE SO DRY 
I AM SO DRY 
YOU NEED TO SCORE 
...JUST ONE DROP MORE... 
YOU ARE SO DRY 

I AM SO DRY 
YOU NEED TO POUR 
...JUST ONE MORE...